I was a teenage Bigfoot / Jim Butcher -- Blood-red greens / Joel A. Sutherland -- V plates / Kelley Armstong -- Put on a happy face / Christopher Golden -- Devil's contract / E.S. Magill -- Nine-tenths of the law / Eric James Stone -- Scrumptious bone bread / Jeff Strand -- Let that be a lesson to you / Mark Onspaugh -- Mint in box / Mike Baron -- Great zombie invasion of 1979 / J.G. Faherty -- Dating after the apocalypse / Stephen Dorato -- Typecast / Jeff Ryan -- Making the cut / Mike Resnick and Lezli Robyn -- Acknowledgments / Will Ludwigsen -- Mannequin / Heather Graham -- Short term / Daniel Pyle -- Distressed travelers / Nina Kiriki Hoffman -- Bayou brawl / L.A. Banks -- Steeple people / John Alfred Taylor -- For sale / David Sakmyster -- Man who could not be bothered to die / Norman Prentiss -- Last demon / Don D'Ammassa -- Misadventure to call your own / Adrian Ludens -- Smoke and mirrorballs / Chris Abbey -- Brians!!! / D.L. Snell -- Still life / Ken Lilli-Paetz -- Day in the life / Sherrilyn Kenyon -- Old MacDonald has an animal farm / Lisa Morton -- Two for Transylvania / Brad C. Hodson -- Four Horsemen reunion tour: an apocumentary / Lucien Soulban.